July 25, 2012

Wednesday Warning

I have a warning for all of the humans out there that are worried about . . . well . . . those extra pounds . . . I heard the mom and her friend talking about this the other day and here is what was said . . .
WARNING TO US ALL!!
 
SHAMPOO WARNING
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs
down my whole body,
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am
going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.
It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS
OTHERWISE  DIFFICUT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!!

ps:  Pass this on to your human and let me know if this approach is working

ppss: I really don't think this is going to solve the weight gain problem but one can always try and hope.




18 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

Our mom would do this if it actually worked. LOL.

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

You laugh, but there are people out there that believe all the chemicals they put in shampoos and topical creams and potions and lotions have endocrine disruptive in them and they believe they can actually be a problem with hormone levels which in turn is a weight problem.. If you google "no poo" you can read about people doing with out (I've tried, but I can only go so long before I can't live with it any more, so I'm semi-poo :) )

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Yeah--our human would too--alas she doesn't think so...

Avalon's Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

Mieow Gracie ^..^ Fankz fur da advise,,,,, we tell owr mom and see if it wurkz ^.,^ ♥♥xoxo♥♥
*hurrying home*

Sankissjuice said...

LOL... I really laughed. No wonder my Sasa has been gaining weight. And she hates her shower. Maybe I need to switch to detergent too. Haha.

It's a good one!!!

Sankissjuice

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Hope is always good!

~E said...

That excuse works for me xo

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL! That's just awesome! I am so going to use that!

The Florida Furkids said...

Hmmm.....think that will work with OUR Mom? She really could use to shed a few pounds!!

The Florida Furkids and Lexi

pee ess - Tamir says "Hi Gracie!! xoxoxoxo"

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Hee hee hee!

The Island Cats said...

LOL! Thanks for the warning!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

HaHaMeow! Kisses to you, pretty Gracie.

Ellen Whyte said...

MOL, our survunt is heading to the shower now to try it out on herself!

Jans Funny Farm said...

We better get a big bottle of high volume shampoo for our Jan. We'll let you know if it works.

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

You are soooooo funny, Gracie. We voted for you, but there was some problem with the blog address, it should be 'com' rather than 'co' at the end.

Hannah and Lucy said...

That made us laugh Gracie - Mum included - in fact it kept coming into her head and we could see her laughing to herself which is of course the first sign of senility!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Dexter said...

That would explain my momma's fat head.

Slobbers,
Mango

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it is all Mommy's fault I am overweight she has been using that extra volume and body shampoo on ME. ~Scylla