October 28, 2012

Too Old To Trick Or Treat When

This is dedicated to all of the folks that take such great care of us, the furries.
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You reove your false teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you are not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens and you yell, "Trick or . . . " and you cannot remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick or Treating
1. You keep having to go home to use the restroom.
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Kjelle Bus said...

I´ll have to show this to my mom-person :)

Simba said...

Our Mom is laffin and laffin. Thanks!


MOL Mom says #5 is great because....oh gee....she forgot why!!!

The Florida Furkids

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Love the graphic.

Uh, we dedicate # 5 and #1 to our Jan!!!!! They are sooooo her.

Prancer Pie said...

HaHaHaMeow! **snort,snort**

Tillie and Georgia said...

Hahahahahaha!!! That is too funny :)
Mom giggles at #1, because she drinks too much coffee and pees a lot!! heehee
You are too cute Gracie :
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

The Island Cats said...

Haha! That was a great list!! Our mom is still laughing!!

Harry Spotter said...

Love your photo Gracie.

Nicola Carpenter said...

MOL! Great post!

The Paw Relations

meowmeowmans said...

Bwahahahaha! Those were so funny, Gracie! :)